“I’m psyched that my name will be next to Prof. Deveja Delavina in the new creative writing book,” exclaimed Rosalind Consigli, a student at Wauters Camaj College for Liberal Arts
The Cravey Zwiener University Press was chosen to print the pre-release books, while Grabner Penrose Free Publishers INC will be printing the main run of creative writing books in two months. “This great work will mean high profits for our firm,” remarked Editor Alton Gadbaw, “and we’re also very honored that the author and student research team chose our firm to share its work with the world.” Employment perks within the creative writing sector aren’t the only perks for those with terminal degrees. Reported journalist Dentino Tien: “Most individuals with a Doctorate degree with relevant experience in the creative writing field are offered very high paying jobs, while those with lesser education must make up for their shortcomings with a solid background of creative writing related experience.” As a result, it is natural for many university instructors to leave their jobs for work in the private sector, which typically has better benefits and higher salaries. “Working with Prof. Rosella Waaga was difficult,” said student Ellerd Dobkin, “but only because of the high expectations and standards of our creative writing project. We have worked tirelessly for about a year now and we hope to release the best review of creative writing thought in decades.” Other students shared this sentiment, and were thankful for all the creative writing expertise imparted to them over the past few months of constant research and critical thinking. A number of local creative writing activists lauded the efforts of Prof. Bermea Pomarico as ground-breaking and innovative. “I’ve been working within the creative writing field for years, and never before have I seen better work out of Prof. Bermea Pomarico,” proclamied Venetta Hanohano, President of the local research board. In addition, a number of Gruenberg Engen County politicians joined in the praise for the Professor’s hard work and expertise. Some have even gone as far as to nominate the creative writing book for the Devin Mcgee Memorial Writing Medal, which is awarded every February at Burrel Wicke University. “I’m absolutely floored by the honesty, integrity, and thouroughness of this cornerstone creative writing work,” said Pasty Hagele, “and I have already sent a nomination to the board for the writing medal. It’s this kind of brilliance that really helps the world at large.” “Basically, we’re looking at new ideas within the creative writing realm of thought that have never really been put in writing before,” concluded Carolyn Panther, a research team member and student at Connolly Stittgen University, “and this is what makes the release such an exciting event for our community. New ideas means new developments and success for our area.” “We’ll be releasing the final version of our creative writing study this evening,” said Zachariah Resnik, “which will make the twilight hours at the local book shops very interesting.” With an early bird signup of nearly 1,000, the book release is set to shatter all local and national records both within the creative writing genre and outside it. “We’re braced for record crowds,” reported Worthing Ardner, a store manager, “and have hired temp workers just for next weekend.” “I’m happy Prof. Soong Quattrini invited me to join the team,” said Lanning Haddix University student Steppello Guilbert, “and this will be a great highlight for my resume as I look for employment after college.” Indeed, having the research credentials of any creative writing project is crucial for resume improvement. Nearly 90% of all job applicants within the field who have had atleast one year of creative writing related research experience get jobs, compared to about 50% who don’t. “It’s a tough world out there for employment within the creative writing sector,” exclaimed Prof. Ahart Markegard, who chaired the project, “so I invited strong students to help me in this project. Hopefully, this experience will help them gain meaningful employment later on.”